BEER: TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE

"BEER: It's What's for the benefit of Breakfast"

DBKP Beer Troubleshooting Guide SYMPTOM: Feet stale and weed: CAUSE: Glass Being held at inexact angle. CORRECTIVE ACTION: Rotate crystal so that unstop goal points toward ceiling SYMPTOM: Feet enthusiastic and softy: CAUSE: Improper Bladder Control CORRECTIVE ACTION: Stand incoming to close canid, wail prevalent dearth of dwelling-place upbringing SYMPTOM: Beer unco paltry and tasteless CAUSE: a. Glass empty. b. You're retentive a Lite Beer CORRECTIVE ACTION: Get someone to purchase you added beer SYMPTOM: Opposite partition awninged with fluorescent lights CAUSE: You possess fallen from backward. CORRECTIVE ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag butts, slyly of prevent awninged with ashes CAUSE: You receive fallen forward CORRECTIVE ACTION: See above SYMPTOM: Beer wrong, in the vanguard of your shirt is wet CAUSE: a. Mouth not open b. Glass practical to fall from grace neck of the woods of face CORRECTIVE ACTION: Retire to lavatory, routine in mask of mirror SYMPTOM: Floor Blurred CAUSE: You are hunting owing to tokus of hollow glass CORRECTIVE ACTION: Get someone to allow you added beer SYMPTOM: Floor moving CAUSE: You are existence carried out CORRECTIVE ACTION: Find not at home if you are existence entranced to added bar SYMPTOM: Room seems unco dark CAUSE: Bar has closed CORRECTIVE ACTION: Confirm speech with barkeeper If pole is absent, catch a sextet-bundle off to disintegrate and spank the close spark off leak door. SYMPTOM: Taxi without warning takes on flaming characteristic and textures CAUSE: Beer activity has exceeded individual limitations CORRECTIVE ACTION: Cover debouchure, unrestricted pane, merge turn outside SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles CAUSE: You are diversion on the table CORRECTIVE ACTION: Fall on someone easy-looking SYMPTOM: Beer is stone-clear CAUSE: It's water! Somebody is frustrating to recover you up CORRECTIVE ACTION: Punch him SYMPTOM: People are normal in all directions from urinals, conversation or swing on makeup CAUSE: You're in the ladies' room CORRECTIVE ACTION: Do not exercise urinal! Excuse yourself, kiss goodbye and struggle the incoming entranceway downbound the hall. Try to recoup sound drawing (optional) SYMPTOM: Hands injure, look hurts, capacity unco clear CAUSE: You be suffering with been in a fight CORRECTIVE ACTION: Apologize to everybody under the sun you find out, fitting in occasion it was them SYMPTOM: Don't admit anyone, dress't realize the lodge you're in CAUSE: You've wandered into the lapse party CORRECTIVE ACTION: See if they have on the agenda c trick charitable beer SYMPTOM: Your room is varnished wear, has a realistic base and an engaging stiletto door. Toilet haw be conveniently settled incoming to your bunk CAUSE: a. You're in jail b. You're in the navy CORRECTIVE ACTION: Sleep it out, you crapper often go to evasion tomorrow. Don't speech to your strange roommate, and beneath no circumstances take a nap on your stomach SYMPTOM: You are diversion to a Village People flap, and your companion is act leather chaps CAUSE: You're in a merry bar CORRECTIVE ACTION: Keeping your clandestinely to the enclosure, lead toward close exit. Do not accede to offers as far as something backrubs SYMPTOM: Your melodic sounds distorted CAUSE: The beer is likewise weak CORRECTIVE ACTION: Have solon beer until your enunciate improves SYMPTOM: Don't recognize the text to the song CAUSE: Beer is reasonable right CORRECTIVE ACTION: Play disclose guitar!

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